Ok, I'm gonna share with you the stupidest jokes that I've ever heard. This happened last night when I was working and serving food for a particular table which had this Joker.

First encounter, when serving Cha Soba..
Me: Cha Soba.. (Put on the table)
Joker: 姐，为什么你的面是青色的？它是不是生病了？(Eh sister, why your noodles is in green? is it falling sick?)

Second encounter, when serving Chuka Iadako (Baby Octopus)..
Miss X: 你的章鱼。。 (Your Octopus..)
Joker: 哇！真的很章(脏)。。(Gosh! Really very dirty..)

Third encounter, when serving California Hand Roll..
Me: California Hand Roll.. (Put on the table)
Joker: Is this from California(US)??

Fourth encounter, when serving Dragon Roll..
Me: Dragon Roll.. (Put on the table)
Joker: 哇！有龙！！ (Goodness!! There's a dragon..!!)

Much idiot yet amusing, LMAO!!